Growth Cycle of the Utah Trafficonus T-Shirt – Funny Utah 5th Season C

Ever driven anywhere in Utah for the last half-century? Ever heard of Utah’s 5th season? Here it is! The Growth Cycle of the Utah Trafficonus!

This hilarious design perfectly captures the annual Utah ritual of orange cones, endless roadwork, and “Growth Cycle” construction that turns every commute into an adventure. If you’ve ever sat in traffic wondering why Utah has four seasons… plus construction, this shirt is for you.

Product Details

100% cotton (most colors)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Perfect for: Utah drivers, commuters, construction workers, Hill AFB personnel, locals who survive the 5th season every year, and anyone with a sense of humor about Utah traffic and road construction.

Wear this shirt proudly through orange barrel season — because Utah isn’t just built different… it’s always under construction!

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